You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I understand Curling. That high.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Do plants get herpes?
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