North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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