Whatcha textin bout Willis?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You have to summon your inner elephant
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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