he was CRYING into my vagina
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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