Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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