"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
