That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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