high people should be assigned attendants
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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