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You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on

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How come?

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Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message

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(312): You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on (384): How come? (312): Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message http://tfl.nu/r9u6

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i want you now

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you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this http://tfl.nu/8egt

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(810): View more from Michigan

i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

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nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

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(810): i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand. (1-810): nice, that's exactly what jesus would do. http://tfl.nu/jen7

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...

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your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen

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(203): he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible... (1-203): your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen http://tfl.nu/mgfl

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(206): View more from Washington

I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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(206): I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before. http://tfl.nu/t0my

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(303): View more from Colorado

i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.

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(303): i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned. http://tfl.nu/e449

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(954): View more from Florida

The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now

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(954): The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now http://tfl.nu/qowj

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.

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(603): I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility. http://tfl.nu/wqgl

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.

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(724): Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores. http://tfl.nu/hule

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(775): View more from Nevada

For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet

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Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now

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(775): For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet (775): Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now http://tfl.nu/ra39

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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.

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(704): You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now. http://tfl.nu/1b3b

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?

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(651): Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat? http://tfl.nu/25mc

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(925): View more from California

So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?

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(925): So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*? http://tfl.nu/emo3

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(619): View more from California

Then again, he has huge mansions.

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*manboobs.

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(619): Then again, he has huge mansions. (619): *manboobs. http://tfl.nu/0ptq

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(206): View more from Washington

No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.

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(206): No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you. http://tfl.nu/9dg7

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