I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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