i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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