Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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