We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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