Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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