so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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