By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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