Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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