What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You smell like stripper and shame
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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