It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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