well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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