I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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