i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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