redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i need some magic done to my vagina
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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