When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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