I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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