k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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