Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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