My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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