chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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