awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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