Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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