too bad you live with your parents still
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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