"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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