How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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