it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm sobbing to NWA
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