well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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