If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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