I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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