Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All the doctor said was why
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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