I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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