i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
