I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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