So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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