nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you had me at cake vodka
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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