Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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