If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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