I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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