you didnt know i had herpes?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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