The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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