Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Are we still banned from the library?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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