Porn is love you can see.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize