When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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