If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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