I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have fence marks all over my body
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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