She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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