I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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